Saturday, April 30, 2011

What a Whore

Stole these pictures from the internet cause I never get close to those mother uckers during spring time. To those of you who are lucky enough to not know what Im talking about: Its Birch. And they give me and many other people hell around the same time each year. Pretty much like a girl with PMS, except for the fact that its annually instead of monthly. So to look on the bright side; At least me and my fellow birch-haters dont get hay fever every month! If only PMS would be an annual thing as well. But that's a different story. 

PS: I never get PMS. I just want other people to stop PMS-ing on me.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

This is what unemployment looks like

Getting back to reality is soo hard.

Might as well have some fun with it.

Real life would be so great if I actually could land a job with that, but unfortunately, real life is boring.

Luckily, Im not boring. Just bored.

I dont even want to work! Or I want to work when I don't have a job, and I don't want to work when I do have one.

Stupid society, forcing me to go on a job hunt. I wish I had all the money in the world so I could live in a car and not worry about anything. Would first have to get my drivers license, though. Yeah, me signing off.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011




Weird body temperature


             Digestion problems


                          ...Moody (Read: Bitchy)

                                  Man, it feels good to be back.